Pyramid Ponderer Gifts

"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."

'The strange thing is it started out as a blueprint for a retirement plan.'

'You look a bit dehydrated to me... We'd better get you a drink...'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Where does this go?'

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

How they did it . . .

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"You're not one of those Surrealists, are you?"

"Here's the parking lot."

"There were some budget constraints on that one."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Upside down pyramid.

'I just think we should start dating other artifacts.'

'WHO is the architect here?'

"Quite frankly, we stole the idea from I. M. Pei."

'Yes, yes... it's mazing. But what I asked for was a great big beer, Ahmed.'

The head of a man sunk in desert sands

Meals on Logs.

'It's full of tea!'

'I was afraid of this. It doesn't impress me.'

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

'I'm thinking something a little more modest... say, whatever 1,000 slaves can do in 50 years.'

'That's alright Kenny, your dipstick says you've still got half a tank left...'

'Camel'

'What is it?!'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Artist's Perspective

"We're not coming back here again Marvis...they've got no bloody chip shops!"

"They ruin the landscape!"

Pyramid catflap...

"He's from Egypt."

"Hmm. . . the usual clap-trap about a curse. . ."