Polar Ponderer Gifts

Polar Bear Desert Island

Climate change creeps north.

Dog Igloo.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Wildlife

Tourists

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Optimist

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Here's the parking lot."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Pyramid catflap...

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Beginning Yarder.

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Schrödinger and his cat

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups