Polygon Ponderer Gifts

"This is an octagon after cutbacks."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Tourists

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Here's the parking lot."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Beginning Yarder.

Pyramid catflap...

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Schrödinger and his cat

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.