Pistol Ponderer Gifts

Searching for a gift for a pistol ponderer? Our collection features playful and creative items that match their thoughtful and quirky nature. Add a touch of humor and personality with gifts that speak to their interest in pondering and their love for unique, fun expressions.

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"Of course the second amendment stands, I just said no bullets."

"Of course the second amendment stands, I just said no bullets." mockup

"Of course the second amendment stands, I just said no bullets."

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"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!" mockup

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

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"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

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Happy thoughts

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"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?" mockup

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

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'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.' mockup

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

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"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple." mockup

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

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'At least I don't have his life.' mockup

'At least I don't have his life.'

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"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle." mockup

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

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"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it." mockup

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

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'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...' mockup

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

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Thinking and thinking backwards.

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'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage. mockup

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

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Progress?

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"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!" mockup

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

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Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass mockup

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

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Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it! mockup

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

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'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.' mockup

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

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"Is there a God?"

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"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano." mockup

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

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Answers to last week's brain-teasers mockup

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

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'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.' mockup

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

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Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything. mockup

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

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'That's from the last year the data was available.'

'That's from the last year the data was available.' mockup

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

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The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted. mockup

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

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'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.'

'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.' mockup

'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.'

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Bizarre sights.

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'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?' mockup

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

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Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle. mockup

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

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The mysterious world of ligand substitution

The mysterious world of ligand substitution mockup

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

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A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.' mockup

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

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Left and Right: Please be consistent. mockup

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

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"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!" mockup

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

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'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!' mockup

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

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Pistol Ponderer Gifts Collection

Pistol Ponderer Mugs

Explore our range of mugs that celebrate the inventive and reflective nature of pistol ponderers—witty, creative, and perfect for their coffee break moments.

Pistol Ponderer Pillows

Discover pillows that bring humor and personality to any room, crafted for pistol ponderers who love to ponder and relax in style.

Pistol Ponderer Prints

Browse impressive prints designed for pistol ponderers, blending humor with creativity to add character to their favorite space.

Pistol Ponderer T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that highlight the quirky and thoughtful side of pistol ponderers. Fun designs perfect for expressing their creative spirit.