Pistol Ponderer Mugs

"Of course the second amendment stands, I just said no bullets."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Happy thoughts

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Progress?

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"Is there a God?"

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Bizarre sights.

'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.'

The Big Four debate banking ethics

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'