Pistol Ponderer Pillows

"Of course the second amendment stands, I just said no bullets."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Happy thoughts

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Progress?

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"Is there a God?"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.'

Bizarre sights.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'