Polygon Ponderer Mugs

"This is an octagon after cutbacks."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Tourists

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Here's the parking lot."

Pyramid catflap...

Beginning Yarder.

Schrödinger and his cat

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Thinking and thinking backwards.

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

'Camel'