Patent Ponderer Mugs

"In order to file for a plant patient, you need to describe what sets your beanstalk apart from other beanstalks. Besides the giant."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

Progress?

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

Robot Attack in Bath

"Well I think the Real question is..."

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

CREEPY AF AI

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

"My basic judicial philosophy is 'Guilty.'"

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

"Hey, way to go! You invented both the disease AND the cure!"

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.