Ai Ponderer Mugs

"The greatest danger of artificial intelligence is that, from the perspective of pure logic, all of humanity's problems would be solved by its destruction."

"To think this all began with letting Autocomplete finish our sentences."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"I thought you and the other robots might find these useful."

"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'Good news, Herndon - we want you to stay on as maintenance man for the computer we replaced you with.'

Robot Attack in Bath

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Idle parts

Progress?

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Tracey Emin's Bed

CREEPY AF AI

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"I want my job back."

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.