Ai Ponderers Mugs

"They switched to A.I."

A.I. Newreader Malfunctions. . . or does it?

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Idle parts

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Progress?

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Robot Attack in Bath

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

The Loneliness of Power

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

CREEPY AF AI

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

Jealousy

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

"I want my job back."

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"