Ai Ponderers Gifts

"They switched to A.I."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Idle parts

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Progress?

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Robot Attack in Bath

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"Well I think the Real question is..."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

CREEPY AF AI

The Loneliness of Power

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"I want my job back."

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear."

Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino.