Planetary Ponderers Gifts

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'But what is the universe for?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

The Origins of Everything

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

Ten Commandments

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

The New Normal

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"Shall we put it in play?"

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Dog Igloo.

"Great, now we're lost."

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

'Who was there to hear the Big Bang?'

"This just in; the Sun has exploded. Further developments in eight minutes."