Planet Ponderers Gifts

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'But what is the universe for?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Late BroomStick

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

The Origins of Everything

Ten Commandments

The New Normal

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"Shall we put it in play?"

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"Great, now we're lost."

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

Dog Igloo.

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"This just in; the Sun has exploded. Further developments in eight minutes."

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'Who was there to hear the Big Bang?'

Formula.

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'