Planet Ponderers Mugs

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'But what is the universe for?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

Late BroomStick

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

The Origins of Everything

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Ten Commandments

The New Normal

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"Shall we put it in play?"

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Dog Igloo.

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

"Great, now we're lost."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"This just in; the Sun has exploded. Further developments in eight minutes."

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Formula.

Off to a bad start.

'Who was there to hear the Big Bang?'