Cosmic Ponderers Gifts

Zen Bowling.

'The whole universe maybe just an atom underneath a giants fingernail...'

"Why would your god (an incomprehensibly vast cosmic mind who created the entire universe from massive black holes to the tiniest of quantum particles) ever care about men having anal?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'But what is the universe for?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

God Sneezes Out Creation

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Quantum Psychic

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

The Origins of Everything

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

Ten Commandments

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Shall we put it in play?"

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"Great, now we're lost."

"I don't see HIS name on it."

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

Newton Discovers Surrealism.