Polar Ponderers Gifts

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Artist

Late BroomStick

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

Ten Commandments

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Dog Igloo.

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Great, now we're lost."

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

A psychic mows the lawn.

Off to a bad start.

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Where Meteorites Come From. Ahh-choo!

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"The arc of the moral universe."

Jealousy

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."