Polar Bear Ponderer Gifts

Igloo Hunting - 'What happens if the ice pack breaks up? What about polar bears?...'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Wildlife

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Beginning Yarder.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

'White meat or dark?'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Ricochet

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Dog Igloo.

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

Human meat.

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

Where Meteorites Come From. Ahh-choo!

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …