Parched Planet Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a gift for the parched planet ponderer? Discover a range of products that honor their passion for sustainability and environmental reflections. These thoughtful items celebrate their curiosity about how we can all make a difference, blending wit and wisdom on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Ideal for those who find joy in contemplating eco-friendly solutions and the planet’s future, our collection offers a creative way to show you care about their values and interests.

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The New Normal

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'Houston, I'm prepared to land...' mockup

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

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'But what is the universe for?'

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'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?' mockup

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

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"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...." mockup

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

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God Sneezes Out Creation

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"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water." mockup

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

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"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you." mockup

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

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The Origins of Everything

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"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..." mockup

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

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"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer." mockup

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

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"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?" mockup

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

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"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!" mockup

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

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"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'" mockup

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

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"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe." mockup

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

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NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!' mockup

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

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"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city." mockup

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

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"Shall we put it in play?"

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"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?" mockup

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

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Dog Igloo.

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"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893." mockup

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

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"I don't see HIS name on it."

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Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly. mockup

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

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'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.' mockup

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

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'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.' mockup

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

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The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant. mockup

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

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'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.' mockup

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

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'Who was there to hear the Big Bang?' mockup

'Who was there to hear the Big Bang?'

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'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

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'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.' mockup

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

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Parched Planet Ponderer Gifts Collection

Parched Planet Ponderer Mugs

Looking for more ways to celebrate eco-consciousness? Check out our collection of environmentally themed mugs—perfect for your pondering loved ones.

Parched Planet Ponderer Pillows

Find the perfect cozy companion with our environmentally inspired pillows—made for those who love to reflect and relax in eco-conscious comfort.

Parched Planet Ponderer Prints

Decorate with purpose—view our eco-themed prints that inspire thought and action for a sustainable future.

Parched Planet Ponderer T-Shirts

Want to see more? Browse our range of eco-themed t-shirts that let the planet ponderer wear their passions with wit and style.