Pool Ponderer Gifts

Beginning Yarder.

Wildlife

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Dog Igloo.

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Keystone XL

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"Is there a God?"

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.