Park Ponderer Gifts

Fish with Scuba Gear

"Remember, we still have to complain about these beautiful sixty degree days when it turns seventy."

'What I would give for some of that stress.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Wildlife

Shakespeare was bisexual

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Beginning Yarder.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

Dog Igloo.

Ricochet

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

'If nothing sticks to Teflon, how come Teflon sticks to the pan?'

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'