Park Ponderer Mugs

Fish with Scuba Gear

"Remember, we still have to complain about these beautiful sixty degree days when it turns seventy."

'What I would give for some of that stress.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Wildlife

Shakespeare was bisexual

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Beginning Yarder.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Dog Igloo.

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

Polar Bear Desert Island

Peter's Natural Principal: 'I'm way over my head in this pond!'

Tadpoles