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Beginning Yarder.

Wildlife

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Dog Igloo.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Ricochet

Keystone XL

"Is there a God?"

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.