Pyramid Ponderers T-Shirts

'Braille menu available upon request.'

'Caffeinated or decaffeinated?'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Tourists

The Artist

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Optimist

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Ten Commandments

"Here's the parking lot."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Pyramid catflap...

Schrödinger and his cat

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

How they did it . . .