Pyramid Pilgrims Gifts

No Caption. (Ancient Egyptian mail carrier is seen delivering to pyramid shaped mailboxes in front of the pyramids of Giza.)

Sparkling Water

Tourists in Egypt

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

Workaholic goes to Pisa

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Mummy Tourists

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"Those knuckleheads!"

Carbon Dating Agency

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

Sand Pyramids

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

Playing Pyramids

"The gods really love tight buns."

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

'We could have saved an awful lot of bother and just given him a shot a hole.'

Pyramid Graffiti

Pyramid Garden

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

I knew we didn't have enough blocks for this thing.'

"We need to think outside the pyramid."