Pyramid Climber Gifts

'We could have saved an awful lot of bother and just given him a shot a hole.'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Sparkling Water

Stairlift around cliff face.

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Tourists in Egypt

Upward Progress

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Economy

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Darn autocorrect!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

Building business relations.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

The Path

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the corporate ladder. And he didn't care how many lives he ruined along the way. I know, this isn't the book Simon & Schuster wants. But it's the damn truth."

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

Bad times to sneeze

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."