Pyramid Explorer Gifts

'I'm not eating that! It's probably full of preservatives!'

It was a very boring dynasty.

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

What's new is Archaeology. The world's most pointless magazine.

Mummy WC.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Museum.

A chicken lays pyramids instead of eggs.

Pyramid UFO...

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Sand clock and Pyramids

Tourists

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Tourists in Egypt

The discovery of electricity...

The Physiciatrist...

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Here's the parking lot."

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Do you have an appointment?"

'It's an antique!'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Pyramid catflap...

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

"Professor, this changes everything."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

You have the worst spring breath.

How they did it . . .