Pyramid Expeditioneer Gifts

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Tourists

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Sparkling Water

Tourists in Egypt

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Here's the parking lot."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Pyramid catflap...

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Camel'

IMHOtep

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Where does this go?'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Pyramid UFO...

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Museum.