Pyramid Enthusiast Gifts

My Hierarchy of Needs

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

I knew we didn't have enough blocks for this thing.'

'This is not what they told me at the job fair.'

Rising damp's not a problem.

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'No benefits, no time and a half. It's like we're slaves or something.'

'Looks like a fair amount of overtime may be called for here,Wilson.'

"We need to think outside the pyramid."

'He's right y'know-it IS upside down!'

'You may be the architect, but the pharaoh doesn't like it.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Pyramid Graffiti

Inspiration for the Pyramid.

How the first pyramid got started.

Pyramids 'R' Us.

'Math would be more fun if we weren't always studying pyramids.'

'I'll take a pyramid, clad in limestone and king size.'

'This was a class in hieroglyphics as a second language.'

Secrets of the Pyramids

Playing Pyramids

"The only artifact that's lasted 4,000 years appears to be the sacrificial fruitcake."

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"This pyramid is a terrific idea but how are you going to move two million plus limestone blocks, weighing an average two and half tons each, over to this location?"

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

"Those knuckleheads!"

"Well, what do you expect if they only use cheap labour?"

'I wonder if they're gonna build me one when I die?'

Sand Pyramids

Mummy Tourists

"With this design you don't have to worry about being tipped over on Halloween."