Pyramid Lover Gifts

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'Let's run the steps later.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Crawler lane for workers building the pyramids.

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

Pyramids

Tourists in Egypt

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

I love my cape

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

Mummy Tourists

Museum.

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Pyramid UFO...

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

Sand Pyramids