Pyramid Pun Enthusiast Gifts

'My broker swears it's a great investment but I fear it's just another pyramid scheme.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Think about the honey."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

Mummy Tourists

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

"Those knuckleheads!"

Playing Pyramids

Sand Pyramids

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Pyramid Garden

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

"OK, who's the joker?"

Pyramid Graffiti

Closed. He was unable to complete the elevator repair today -- Further steps will need to be taken.

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

I knew we didn't have enough blocks for this thing.'

'He's right y'know-it IS upside down!'