Pyramid Enthusiasts Gifts

"Our records show that you haven't filed an environmental impact statement."

"Darn autocorrect!"

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

Food Pyramid

Tourists in Egypt

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Mummy Tourists

Museum.

Pyramid UFO...

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.'

Sand Pyramids

Playing Pyramids

"Those knuckleheads!"

"It's a fixer upper."

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'