Pyramid Lovers Gifts

Egyptian snail...

Tourists in Egypt

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Darn autocorrect!"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

Pyramid UFO...

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

Mummy Tourists

Museum.

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

Palindrome school.

"It's a fixer upper."

Playing Pyramids

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

Sand Pyramids