Ancient Pyramid Enthusiast Gifts

Pyramid Garden

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Tourists in Egypt

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Have your people call my people."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Romans.

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

How to create a password you can remember...

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

'Mummy' clocking into to work