Ancient Egypt Enthusiast Gifts

"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

Animals dreaming of different things in Egypt.

Great pyramid is built upside-down.

'It's a prescription from my doctor, but I can't understand his terrible handwriting.'

How to create a password you can remember...

'Keep the wrapping.You can't return it without the original packaging.'

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'I've changed my mind - I want to be buried at sea'.

'No more asses milk for her bath - she's going on a diet and only wants skimmed milk'.

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

2200 BC: Egypt experiences Beetlemania

'I read where scientists say King Tut had a clubfoot and his parents may have bee siblings.'

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'Bill, I just don't feel comfortable with this! I'm worried that it could be one of those pyramid schemes.'

"Oh, him? I have him write out all of my prescriptions for me!"

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

"I cut my finger. So you have a bigger bandage?"

"D'ya wanna hear a secret? Well, keep it under your wrappings. . ."

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

'Oi mate, are you looking at my bird?'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

'The world is my litter box.'

Embarased mummy.

Pyramid sculpture.

'What is it?!'

'Remarkable - buried in red tape. We don't often get one from middle management.'

Mummy at the Beach

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"Once you post this on your wall, there's no way to know who'll end up reading it."

Early evidence for the existence of dogs.

"It's the tomb of pharaoh rocher."