Egypt Enthusiast Gifts

'I knew we didn't have enough blocks for this thing.'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Ramses II was here."

If we keep digging, I think we'll find his cat's tomb.

No caption (An Egyptian sits reading a papyrus. On the table next to him is an aquarium in the shape of a pyramid).

The head of a man sunk in desert sands

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

"'Leave Egypt'? And lose our security deposit?"

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

Physician tending a mummy.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Have your people call my people."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'Bugger!'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

Pyramids exploding.

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

How to create a password you can remember...

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"