Egyptian Enthusiast Gifts

Egyptian Dog House.

"Yummy mummies."

Physician tending a mummy.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"Have your people call my people."

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'Bugger!'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

Pyramids exploding.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

How to create a password you can remember...

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

'I know what you're thinking.'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'Mummy' clocking into to work

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."