Egyptian Enthusiasts Gifts

Sphinx looking at mouse hole in pyramid

Physician tending a mummy.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"Have your people call my people."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

The Mummy's Purse...

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'Bugger!'

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

How to create a password you can remember...

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'Mummy' clocking into to work

"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

Fun on the pyramids

Mummy Toilet Roll.