Ancient Egypt Enthusiasts Gifts

Egyptian grammar

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Bad Nilotic Deity! Bad!

"Go on. Throw the stick."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

Sundial Time

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"Have your people call my people."

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

How to create a password you can remember...

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'Mummy' clocking into to work

"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'Get the media over here! I want them to see how well my jobs program is working.'

Mummies for Dummies