Ancient Egypt Enthusiasts Pillows

Egyptian grammar

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Bad Nilotic Deity! Bad!

"Go on. Throw the stick."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Sundial Time

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Have your people call my people."

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

How to create a password you can remember...

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

'Mummy' clocking into to work

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"In case I need to jot done an idea in the night."