Ancient Greek Enthusiasts Pillows

Sundial Time

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

The Mother Of Damocles

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

Mummies for Dummies

'Oh no! not 100,000 Persians again! How many of us?'

'Don't tell me what Aristotle says. He still believes men have more teeth than women.'

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

Early Cartoonists.

"We're going to sacrifice you to the gods, son, because it's so much cheaper than college."

'Did they say WHY you could no longer be a Spartan?' 'Something about, 'image'.'

Download Hot Pics: Leda and the Swan.

Hippocrates

Satyric Press

'Definitely fake.'

All items year zero compliant

Jason and the Argonauts.

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

'Here. Who's going to believe Nero played bongos while Rome burned?'

"Stop Calling Me 'A Cassandra'. You don't know any other Cassandras!"

Achooo

"Apparently, he was the most disapproving of all the Pharaohs."

'So, do you smoke?'

'You're looking for an honest man? What a coincidence! - I have one right there in that alley!'

Chiropractor.

Period dwelling