Greek Antiquity Enthusiast Pillows

"Stop Calling Me 'A Cassandra'. You don't know any other Cassandras!"

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Where was the TSA?'

"Have you been playing dice?"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

Sundial Time

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"Here's the parking lot."

Sphinx Comes Alive

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romans.

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Don't forget the screenplay."

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'