Greek Culture Enthusiast Pillows

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

Alexis Tsipras

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Where was the TSA?'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Sundial Time

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Goddess

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

'Don't even think about it!'

Unhappy, Happy, and Well Being Consultant Theatre Masks.

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

Mummy Musician

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

"It gets easier the second time."

Sisyphus: The Later Years

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

"Ok, I've translated it, it says 'Feeling cute, might delete later'."

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

'Interesting - although the plot lacked depth perception.'

Venus