Greek Culture Admirer Pillows

The canteen of the gods. "Not Ambrosia again! Can't we have pizza just for a change?"

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

'Then who would give Cyprus their 12 song contest votes every year?'

Greek Christmas

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

Evangelos Venizelos

Antonis Samaras

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Egyptian Football

Jason and the Aga notes,

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Troys'R'Us.

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

"I dropped my goblet!"

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

A Real Pinata Surprise

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Euripides

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

Diogenes and tourists

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''

Stoics vs. Epicureans.