Greek History Enthusiast Pillows

Jason and the Argonauts.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Where was the TSA?'

"Have you been playing dice?"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'It's an extinction notice.'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

Sundial Time

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"Here's the parking lot."

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

Sphinx Comes Alive

"I'm having my entrails read."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

Oedipus

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

George Papandreou.

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

I came, I saw, I partied!

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"