Greek History Buff Pillows

'Thank goodness those bloody games are over. Maybe now they'll put something decent on the telly.'

'Medusa's letting herself go a bit.'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

George Papandreou.

Tourists

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Where was the TSA?'

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

The Fall of Gnome

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'Who's the new guy?'

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Sphinx Comes Alive

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?