Greek History Buffs Pillows

'Oh no! not 100,000 Persians again! How many of us?'

The Republic, by Plato, 150 More Volume than the Leading Best Seller

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Sundial Time

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

The Fall of Gnome

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

"Darn autocorrect!"

'Who's the new guy?'

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

George Papandreou.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"...it was believed that anyone who displeased it would meet with a terrible fate, which of course is complete nonsen..."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

With Aristotle, it's either true or false -- He hates it when you say "whatever."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Mummy Shrink.