Greek Antiquity Enthusiast Gifts

"Stop Calling Me 'A Cassandra'. You don't know any other Cassandras!"

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Where was the TSA?'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

Sundial Time

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"Here's the parking lot."

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Sphinx Comes Alive

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romans.

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"Don't forget the screenplay."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"