Ancient Greece Aficionado Gifts

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

"So, we've opted for the unexamined life?"

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

Greek Chorus of Apartment 7-H

Man playing lyre with a hedgehog.

CORONA SISYPHUS

"It's always, 'Helen of Troy,' never 'Helen'."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Sundial Time

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

Mummies for Dummies

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

Jason and the Jargonauts.

'Don't tell me what Aristotle says. He still believes men have more teeth than women.'

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

"Yeah, well, maybe I don't WANT to strike the same place twice. Didja ever think of that?"

'Did they say WHY you could no longer be a Spartan?' 'Something about, 'image'.'

'Definitely fake.'

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