Ancient Greece Aficionado Prints

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

"So, we've opted for the unexamined life?"

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

Greek Chorus of Apartment 7-H

Man playing lyre with a hedgehog.

CORONA SISYPHUS

"It's always, 'Helen of Troy,' never 'Helen'."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Sundial Time

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

Mummies for Dummies

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

Jason and the Jargonauts.

'Don't tell me what Aristotle says. He still believes men have more teeth than women.'

"Plato" is a funny name. He must have been a bit eater!

Greek Gods New Years. It's another fun new year's eve up here! Yeah, everybody is getting ready for the big moment. Zeus is preparing a thunder and lightning show to ring in the new year. And Aphrodite is pairing off couples of the new year's kiss. It's great up here, but it'll be a rough start to the new year down on earth. Why? At midnight Atlas will drop the ball!

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

"Yeah, well, maybe I don't WANT to strike the same place twice. Didja ever think of that?"