Ancient Greek Fans Pillows

'Don't tell me what Aristotle says. He still believes men have more teeth than women.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Sundial Time

"Darn autocorrect!"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

How Romans give each other a high five...

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

Easter Island Secret

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

Atlasyphus.

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Carpe diem

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

'Somebody got some sun.'

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

History of Cartooning.

'No wonder this is so hard to translate - it's a note from his doctor.'

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

Monster chariot races

"Plato" is a funny name. He must have been a bit eater!

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

A bird nesting on a statue of Caesar

I suspect we'll find the coffin painter in that last one.

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Greek Gods New Years. It's another fun new year's eve up here! Yeah, everybody is getting ready for the big moment. Zeus is preparing a thunder and lightning show to ring in the new year. And Aphrodite is pairing off couples of the new year's kiss. It's great up here, but it'll be a rough start to the new year down on earth. Why? At midnight Atlas will drop the ball!

Athena

Roman paramedic.